A Koko Krunch Story Never Told Before

As you guys know, Koko Krunch advertisements is all about a Koala with a vivid imagination and a very gullible kid. The Koala usually begs the kid for Koko Krunch but the kid usually has a condition. He wants to know the origins of the so called breakfast cereal. So Koko the koala starts brewing up some tall tale on the origins of Koko Krunch. Here is one tale that never made it to the storyboards.

Boy: Tell me how they make Koko Krunch so chocolaty

Koko: One day, a bunch of plumbers busted a hole in a septic tank, and all the shit spread all over the wheat fields, then POOP! they became Koko Krunch!

Boy: Blearrrgghhh!!